If u can't convince them, confuse them
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Do witches run spell checkers?
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Help, something's wrong with my eyes - i just can't take them off you.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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The older i get, the older old is
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Note - the key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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Does killing time damage eternity?
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Right now i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - i think i've forgotten this before.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes..then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Your future depends on your dreams - so go to sleep!
~ One Line SMS Text Message

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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Guilt - the gift that keeps on giving
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks
~ One Line SMS Text Message

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
~ One Line SMS Text Message

How do you get off a non-stop flight?
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
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You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
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If it's too loud, you're too old
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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
~ One Line SMS Text Message