Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
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