Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, it's the same man, who married my wife."
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 kms.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message