Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
What for did you put that match in your vest pocket? Asked the another man.
Santa replied, That's a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message