At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa. Why? B'coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
That was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

American: In our country ,
Marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
And he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa went to international cooking contest. When judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.
Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: FUDDU?
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... Drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message