Almost always in a relationship, but never getting marrried
Never having a relationship, until becoming happily married at forty-five
Being stuck in a tree with no one
Being stuck in a tree with your worst enemy
Getting your butt cheeks pierced together
Getting your eyelids pierced
Having your boyfriend propose and you say yes, then him say JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!
You proposing to your boyfriend, and him saying NO
Holding on to the bumper of the car and being dragged around your street
Laying down and having someone hop on you with a po-go stick
The ultimate artist not making music
The worst musician making music
Farting on national telivison
Farting on the radio
Falling asleep in class and talking in your sleep about the guy you like
Having the guy you like find out that you liked him and telling the whole class
Losing your most prized possesion
Your best friend losing it
100 years of doing nothing at all except for sitting
100 years of torture