Santa ki amma mar gayi-
1admi bola
Amma mujhe b lejati
2-4 or bole:amma hme b le jati.
Santa:chup hojao
Kuto
Amma kya
Tata-sumo krke
Gyi hai...?
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

O mere makhna
Meno yaad rakhna
Har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
Kise hor nal na phasna,
Bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Mother: tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy: tujhko kya bhejon?
Barish ki pehli boond?
Aasman ka sab se roshan tara?
Shakh pe khila surkh gulab?
Muthi main qaid ik jugnu?
Honton pe saji ek khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon ka ik khuaab?
Girl: mujhe bas 5 kilo cheeni bhejdo. :-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa jub b wash room jata to darwaza khol ke jata
Banta-aisa kyu
Santa-muje shak he ke darwaze ke niche wale
Surakh se mujhe koi dekhta he
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Akbar: kal maine sapna dekha k tum gobar me gir gaye aur mein shehad (honey) me!birbal: ji maharaj! Fir mai apko chatne lga aur aap mujhe!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
Me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
Se ulta pehn rakha hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy friend:darling,i love u.
Girlfriend:kutte ke bache....
Boyfriend:kya!
Girlfriend:kitne cute hote hain na.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Sardar 1- train me yaar raat bhar neend nahi aayi.. Upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- to exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. ;-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife-aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
Husband-tum be to kitni moti ho gayi ho
Wife-me to maa ban ne wali hu
Husband-me be to baap ban ne wala hu
5 days, 23 hours ago by via web
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa ka dhaba !
Customer: mere soup me makhi doob kar mari padi hai.
Santa: to kya karu, dhaba chalau ya inhe tairna sikhau
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

1 admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki bv k paas aaya or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Bv:mujhe koi etraz nahi
Qabrastan walon se pooch lo..=p;->
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Snta ki chappal chori ho gyi
Wo qabristan paucha or waha baith k kehne laga
Chor ko kaha dhundne jaye ek na 1 din to yaha ayega hi..
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de ---bas ladki fas gai
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa angoor bech rha tha magar keh rha tha
"aalu le lo aalu"
Banta: ye to angoor he
Santa: chup ho ja warna makkhiya sun legi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message