1ladkey ko life me kya chahiye??
1ladki jo use dil se pyar kare
1ladki jo usko khush rakhe
1ladki jo use hasati rahe
Or tino ladkiyn kabhi 1dusre se na mile.:
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Friend said to me:
Mere paas ghar hai,
Car hai,
Computer hai,
2,2 mobile phones hain.
Tere paas kya hai?
Maine kaha:
Mere paas.
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.
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Cheeni hai. :-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli “wah re mohabbat”
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha.
Bamta- tu ped par kyo latka hai.
Santa- sar dard ki goli khayi thi, kahi pet me na chali jaye, isliye
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Man was sitting w/ his wife in a bar.
Another lady came 2 his wife & said!
"paise pehle le lena,ye aadmi baad me lafda karta
Hai !!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek admi pathan ko mar raha tha. Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai… ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Q-insan apni bewqufi par kab khush hota hai..?
Socho..
Socho..
Apni shadi ke din yaar
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Teacher asked to student wht is your cast?
Stu:- pehle to hum sharma thay ,fir rajput thay. Fir baniy ho gaye , abhi hah darzi, aage mummy ki marzi.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife saw sign board
Banarasi sari 10/-
Nylon sari 8/-
Coton sari 5/-
Wife:give me rs.500 i'll buy
Hsbnd:andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa-time kya hua h?
Banta: 2
S-apki ghadi radio se mili h?
B-ji nhi sasural se
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Saali to jija:
Kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
Kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

1 class ka bacha apni miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: so sweet!
Bacha: to phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: wo kyon?
Bacha: ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha: tution parhne k liye..
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Marwadi donates blood to arab.
Arab gifts him ferrari!
Marwadi donates again.
He gets only 1rs..
Marwadi- why??
Arab- ab meri ragon me tera khoon daudta hai!! ;-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-dar lagta he...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.kya karu?
Doctor:-raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message