U r miles away from me.
Still i’m watching ur every movement
By 3 different channels:
1. Discovery
2. National geographic
3. Animal planet
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Listen,
Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But the meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the donkey is busy reading this sms!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Please remind me
2 remind u about
Reminding me 2 send
U this reminder that
Reminds me of reminding
U that i am always ur friend.
Dont forget!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Top 3 college rules:
1. Be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.
2. dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.
3. keep the campus clean, so be absent.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

If u want success in life then:
Be as sweet as honey,
Be as regular as clock ,
Be as fresh as rose,
Be as soft as tissue,
Be as strong as rock,
Be as sure as death and
Be as smart as me…!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & smile. . . .
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Today is an international day
For the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
Sms to a mentally disabled friend,
As i have done………
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Who’s hot… its u,
Who’s
Charming… its u,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its u,
Who’s
Intelligent… its u,
Who’s dear & near friend… its u
Who’s a liar.. Its me!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Dear god,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
Plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message