When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn i am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is non sense.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Who r u … bell maari kyoon … is se pehle kay … khule mera mu … jaldi se bata de … koun hai tu … ali zafar ki channo … ya raheem shah ki saba ru
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

You are one of the most cute persons in the world!! Just a second, dont misunderstand. Cute means: creating useless troubles everywhere..
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because god never makes the same mistake again n again….
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Husband 2 wife : did u have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : abbe gin ne to de….
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Men always have better friends… they will stand by you, no matter what!
Friends of women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

I want you to know our friendship means a lot:
If you cry then i cry,
If you laugh then i laugh,
If you jump out the window,
I look down then…i laugh again.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. Behre ho phone uthao juldi!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose…..
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

If you need advice,
Text me.
If you need a friend,
Call me.
If you need me,
Come to me.
If you need money,
Subscriber cannot be reached!!!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message