A study has proved that,
All fools use their thumb,
While reading a sms.
Now its 2 late,
Dont try 2 change ur finger.
Catch another fool!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

A : u r active.
B : u r best.
C : u r cute.
D : u r my dearest.
E : u r excellent.
F : u r always first.
G : u r great.
Sorry can’t lie till z.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message


This message will refresh ur brain in 5 secs…
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No brain dedected
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Every second god remembers u.
Every minute god blesses u.
Every hour god cares u.
Because every day i pray to him,
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

What is the diff between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

When i send sms to you,
It doesn’t mean that u have to do the same…
U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates… by courier.
Dd n cheques r also accepted.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Today is mms day:
Mms means:
=make monkeys smile=
I’ve done my part..
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

A mother makes her son “intelligent” in 20 years, but a girl makes him stupid in 2 minutes.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Sun wouldn’t be red,
Sea wouldn’t be blue,
I wouldn’t be happy,
Without disturbing you!.
“goodnight”
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to god
That everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,
Busy cat…!
Now read the sentence without the word cat!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message