I'm at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “possession of good looks” . I'm doomed, need some ugly monkey 2 bail me out, where r u?
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

God saw your parents hungry, he created pizzas. God saw they are thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw them walking, he created car. He saw them without problems, he created you!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Do u know the fullform of college- c-come,o-on,l-lets, l-love, e-each,g-girl,e-equally……thats why boys go to college regularly….
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Getting a friend is like sunrise …it happens daily,
Getting true friend is like rain…it occurs yearly,
But getting a friend like u is like t-sunami…
Such disaster occurs rarely!!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Imageine if no girl in world
Result:
No sms
No flower
No valentine’s
No candles
No perfume
No travelling
No taj mehal
All the men
Go direct in
Heven blue eyes
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message