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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

One day Sardar had fight
with his father.
He took a picture of his father.
Place it on a tree in graveyard.
with a note.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain,
k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,
sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea I'm new to this city..
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar’s wish: when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks for the boots.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -
"Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!"
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardarji photographer is focusing
on a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead person's relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

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