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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: I havn't slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why? Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

GAMBLER Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday."
"How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
"But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
"Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A man asks a sardar:
What about your paper of english.?
sardar said:
It was ok but I forgot 3rd form of think.
Then I thought
and thought
and thought
then wrote “THUNK”
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

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