Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message