Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
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Think?
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Very simple
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Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

2 Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You can't eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend: If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar: Oji, I will give both of them
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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Just knock the door.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message