Cham cham kardi raat
Tim tim ktde tarey
Na koi sms na koi phone
Ki gal aey pyarey
Ya tay sadi yaad nai aandi
Ya paissay muk gay ne saray
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo mama-mama kehke bulaate hain.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Heer ro ro kar ranjhe se keh rahi hai,
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Heer ro ro kar ranjhe se keh rahi hai,
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Mujhe rumaal de kutte,
Meri nak beh rahi hai;->
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kende ne
Butt koja howe te mar diyo
Sheikh sakhi howe te mar diyo
Rana naik howe te mar diyo
Gujer sharef howe te mar diyo
Rajput bouzdil howe te mar diyo
Pathan aqal mand howe te mar diyo
Warrain sober howe te maar diyo
Te khokhar jithe we howe maar diyo!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Bewafa tum ho tu wafadar hum bhi nahi,
Besharam tum ho tu sharamdar hum bhi nahi,
Pyar k iss morr per aake kehti ho shadishuda,
Tu kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahi!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aaj yaroo phir ham se ho gaey ek bhool
Tohfe mein de diya os ko ghobi ka phool
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Student problem
Kuch badli hui taqdir nazar ati hai
Yadon ki 1 zanjir nazar ati hai
Parhen b to kia parhen
Har page pe b
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha k,
Surprise mein apna husband bhi saath layegi!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aey dost!
Mere marne k baad sirf aansu hi bahana
Zyada meri yaad aaye to plz uper na chaly aana
Yahan hi bohat tang kya hai
Wahan aa kar aur mat satana :->
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
Kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Khoon se likh dia har diwaar pe uska naam
Wah wah
Kho0n se likh dia har diwaar pe uska naam
Aur phir tod di har diwaar jispe likha tha uska naam
Kiun k
Spelling mistake thi
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali main jaate ho,
To woh bhonk-bhonk kar apna pyaar jatati hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Chand or sitaron ny hartal kar di…
Elecricite b behal kar di…
Jab sy ghar main ups lagvaya hai hamari jebain is ny kangal kar den…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, chatri lauta de bhai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message