Tumhain door se dekhnay ki,
Mager pass nahi aana chahta,
Tamanna nahi tumhain panay ki,
Mager khona bhi nahi chahta...
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Taj mahal kya cheez hai
Main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
Aree mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
Main to tujhe zinda hi dafna dunga
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aik mrtaba ghalib ne apni grlfrnd ko date pr bulaya,
Wo late ho gae.
Girl: am i late?
Ghalib: falak pe sitaro ko neend a rhi hai,
Kutay ki bachi tu ab a rahi hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Idhar bhi gham ho gaya ha’,
Udher bhi ‘gham’ ho gaya ha’,
Msg delete kar do sher khatam ho gaya ha…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Chand aur main
Dono ka aik sa muqaddar
Wo falak pe tanha
Main zameen pe akela
Wo roshni maange soraj se
Aur main muhtaj wapda ka.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Us ne mere dil me jaga banali,
Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali
Wo mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,
Phir maine bhi uski dusri “behan” phasali:-
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Itna khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna katil kese sharmalete ho.....?
Bachpan se kameene ho .....?
Ya shakal ayisy banalete ho ...?
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dhoka mila jub bhi piyar main
Zindagi main udaasi chah gai
Socha tha chhor dayngay is rah ko
Kambakhat phir 1 new number say miss call aagai:-)
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Neend ki goli kha lo
Acha rahy ga
Sochon se jaan chura lo
Acha rahy ga
Bachi tou tum se
Phansti nhi koi
Sab larkyon ko behan bana lo
Acha rahy ga
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne
Uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski
Shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy diwali
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Karachi main agar
Aa gaye taliban ...
Wah wah
Wah wah
Karachi main agar
Aa gaye taliban ...
Tou kesi lage gi
Burkhey main
Sheeri rehman ...
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hume hasne-hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se nazar milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar zhukake sharmane ki aadat hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Wah wah wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti aunty phans gayi.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ghar hua gulshan hua sehra hua
Her jaga mera junoo ruswa hua
Dil mera yeh keh k wapis kardia
Dosra dejeaga yeh hai pichka hua
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna ehsan kr do,
Ik be-naam si mohabbt mere naam kr do,
Ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
Or sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kr do...
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message