Kal bhi sms zinda tha,
Aaj bhi sms zinda hai,
Tum kitne sms delete karo ge,
Her mobile se sms nikle ga.
Naar-e-mobile
Jiye sms.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Baari barsi khatan geya si
Khat ke lyanda “sehtoot”
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye tuhadi “pappi” ley geya bhoot !
Bolo tararara
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Chandani chok ka fawara na hoota,
Almanzar ka nazara na hoota,
Make up ny agr larkion ko bigara na hoota.
Tu hyderabd ka koi larka awara na hoota
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil k arman aansuoon me beh gaye
Hum gali main they,gali main reh gaye
Bewaqt ki light chali gayi,
Jo bat unse kehni thi.....
Wo unki mummy se keh gaye...!!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Bhej masqat ka
Aye khuda visa,
Lutf darham ka ka hum bhi feel krain,
Ek dar,hum pe cash ka khul jaye,
Dosray biah(marriage)
Ki sabeel krain.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole darling, how are you?.
Na karo to bole brother, who are you?.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aapne mere tan se khela,
Apne mere man se khela,
Apne mere dhan se khela,
Apne mere
Tan,mann,dhan se khela
“well played”
“well played”
“well played”
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Shaadi me dulhe k saath barati q jate hain ?
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Q ki log kehte he ke kisi ke sukh
Me jao na jao par
Dukh me zarur jaana chaahiye
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil -e- naadan tuje hua kya hai.
Aakir is dard ki dawa kya hai.
Kya tum dawa doond rahe ho.
Ye mobile hai, koi medical store nahi.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
Uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
Tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de,
Udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Inteha ho gayi intezar ki,
Aaye na sms mere yaar ki,
Hai mujhe yeh yakin,
Kanjoos wo nahi,
Phir wajah kya hui?
Intezaar ki…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ek larki ko dekha to aisa laga,
Doosri larki ko dekha to waisa laga,
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Jab dono k joote lage to ek jaisa laga…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message