Wo bewafa hain to kya, mat kaho bura us ko
Ke jo huwa so huwa khush rakhe khuda us ko
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Apki tasveer bnate hen to adhuri reh jati hai..
Aapki tasveer bnate hen to adhuri reh jati hai..
Kbhi seeng reh jate hen to kbi poonch reh jati hai .
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ch@l chaliye masjid de us nukar te
Jithay
Jutiyan di lami qataar howe
Ek tu chuk le,
Ek main chuk laan,
Saadi eid bari mazedar howe..
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kal mila waqt to zufain teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ke sulajhne mein,
Yoon to sulajh jatee hein uljhee zulfain,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ke sulajhne mein
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah)
Aye asman k chand taron (wah wah)
Zara is sms parhne wale ko laat to maro
Ab bolo wah wah!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Subah se lekar shaam tak
Shaam se lekar raat tak
Mujhe pyar karo
Office kaun tera baap jayenga . . . . . . .
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Teri baxhi ki shairy>>
Gul gaya
Gulshan gaya
Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de
Main ho gaye bachchon waali. .;->
Wah wah
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to brush aur paste saath rakhna
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha sms ayega tera,
Isliye disprin sang rakhta hun.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Samandar k kinare betha karo
Koi na koi lehar to ayegi
Kismat na badili to kiya howa
Kam se kam shakal hi dhul jayegi..!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Main chahtoon me khushioon k haar deta hoon,
Main jis se pyar krta hoon usay maar deta hoon,
“i love u also”
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
Phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
Phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
Aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

1 bar jaan mangkar dekho,
1 bar yaad karke to dekho,
Bas 1 bar pukar kar to dekho!!
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,
Hum aram kar rahe hai...
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kehte hain ki ishq main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message