Labon ne aaj kal
Muskurana chorh dia hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe
Aana chorh dia hy
Nhi khulti hy aankh
Ab tou sehri main
Shayad aap ne
Dhol bajana chorh dia hy
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Zindagi milti hai 1 bar
Dosti hoti hai 1 bar
Iqrar hota hai 1 bar
Pyar hota hai 1 bar
Jub hota hai sub kuch 1 bar
Phir light q jati hai bar bar!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Pataane se na pate,esi koi ladki nahin,
Pataane se na pate,esi koi ladki nahi.
Agar fir bhi na pate,
To duniya me ladkio ki koi kami nahi
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
Jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo fair & lovely mila…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hansi ke liye gham qurban,
Khushi ke liye aansu qurban,
Dost ke liye jaan bhi qurban,
Agar dost ki girlfriend miljae tou saala dost bhi qurban.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Faqat is aas par baithi rahi sadia ki maan barson
Keh beti k liye acha sa aik pegham ajaye
Na shaheen zer-e-daam aya to is had tak utar aayin
Koi dhobi, koi mochi, koi hajjam aajaye
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Engineers marte nahi....
Zinda dafnaye jate hai........
Har 6 mahino me tadpaye jate hai........
Kafan khol ke dekho....
Toh wo kabr me bhi assignment likhte paye jate hai.....
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message