Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai k
Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

T- sawal nahi ek phali hai
Meri manzil t- nahi tari saheli hai
T- shama hoti main parwana hota
Na t- coaching jati na main diwana hota
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
Yaar ne he loot liya ghar yaar ka.
...remix...
Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka
Naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jis trha tu hotel me bartan manjhta hy
Puri puri raat sirf mis call marta hy
Jb tera balance khatm ho jata hy
Suna hy balance k liye road pe nanga nachta hy
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jao.
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao.
Agar kuch bhi na kar sako to ae dost.
Munh mein choosni lo aur so jao.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,
Apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka
Warna pattharon ko taj mahal kaun kehta.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ap ki smile ne sare jahan ko hila diya
Coma se jage howe mareez ko dara kar sula diya
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira ti sunai dega.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Yaro ko azma k dekh liya.
Party mai bula k dekh liya.
Mot b humse dur bhagti hai.
Car k neeche aa k dekh liya.
Marta nahi ye jarasim-e-ishq. Safeguard se b naha k dekh lia.
Koi sunta nahi
Faryad-e-gharib.
Radio pe gana ga k dekh liya.
Hamare dil ka pta nahi lagta.
X-ray b kara kar dekh liya.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mosquito song : bheege hont tere, pyasa dunk mera, lage amrit sa,
Mujhe koon tera, kabhi mere saath, koi raat gujaar, tujhe subah tak me suka
Dunga yaar..
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kaam kaam kaam
Kaam kaam kaam
10 to 5 tak kaam
Uske baad ek shaam
Ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
Ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
To bhool jao kaam
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jazz menu may kusamdeed,
Mangani k leye 1 dabyen,
Shaadi k leye 2,
Talaka k leye 3 aur bewi say
Nijat k leye apna gala dabyen.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message