Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf mumtaj banate rahiye.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
Chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

He+she=love,
He+she+love=marriage,
He+she+l+m=child,
He+she+l+m+child=family,
He+s+l+m+c+f=problem,
So,
East or west ‘kunwara’
Is the best.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Khirki khuli..
Zulfein urein..
Socha…
Husne jamal ka didar tha,
Par…
Zulfein hatein to qismat phooti..
Wo to kangi karta hua sardar tha…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dua hai aap ki 1 achi c nokri ho
1 achi c chokri ho
Aap ko miss kare apun ko kiss kare
Aap ko pappi de
Apun ko jhappi de
Aap se pyar kare
Apun se
Muhabbt ka iqrar kray,
Aap k liay roye
Magr hamaray pass soye
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jisay dil diya tha muhabbat ki nishaani samjh kar.
Wo kha gaya usay biryani samj kar.
Khon e jigar bhi na chora zalim nay.
Wo bhi pe gaya limom pani samjh kar...
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
Merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
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Chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye . . . . . . . .
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aye ho ek maheenay se,janay ki bhi kaho,
Zinda mujhay bhi rehnay do mujh per kram kro,
Kr dala hai kitchen mera,khali janab ne,
Khatay ho tum naseeb,to apnay hi gh
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Itne khat likhay us ne mujhay…
Par jany q main us k jazbat samajh nahi pata…
Kesy samjhaun us kambakht ko,,,
K mujhay farsi main khat parhna nahi ata…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Teri zulf hain ya ghana andgera. . . . .
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera! ! !
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hum tumhain chahtay hain aisay,
Hum tumhe chahtay hain aisay,
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Koi zero balance wala balance chahta ho jesay. . .
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,
Izhare-e-mohabbat kiya tha sms se
Jo un ki shaadi tak pending tha.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Doorse dekha to and3 ubal rahe the
Arre eggs w3r3 boiling idiot
Doorse dekha to and3 ubal rahe the
Pass gaya kha liy3
Waise h| bhook bahut lagi thi
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar do ek sms yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumari sms ki adat si ho gayi hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message