How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
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What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
He has a lot of ketchup time!
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Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
It had nobody to go with
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
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What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
Tulips.
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How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
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Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
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How do you repair a broken tomato?
Tomato paste!
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