What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
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When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you're eating a watermelon!
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What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
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What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Can you blow a balloon up under water?
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
Hare in your milk
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If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
Why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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What's a lepers favorite sport?
Football.
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