How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
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Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
Because he wanted to work over-time!
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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
Her iq goes up.
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Can you get cornered in a round room?
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What do you call artificial spaghetti?
Mockaroni!
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth
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A bicycle can't stand on it's own
Why ... ?
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Think !!
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Because
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It's two-tired ...
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What kind of food does a race horse eat?
Fast food
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Why is an island like the letter t?
It is in the middle of "water".
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If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
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If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
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