What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A beer and a mop.
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If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
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What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Did you hear that Fedex and UPS are going to merge?
Yeah. They're going to call it Fed Up!
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