What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? And what kind of lettuce?
Sanka and Iceberg.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Black is a color
White is also a color
But black & white tv is not a color tv!
Why?
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Why did the leper crash his car?
He left his foot on the accelerator.
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Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school???
She had a bright student.
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Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I butter not tell you, it might spread!!
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The poor have it,
The rich need it,
If you eat it you will die.
What is it?
Answer: nothing
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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