Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
If I was born before that I would have died.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Interviewer: can you make a sentence
using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Sardar: Yes sure, why not.
My phone rings GREEN GREEN
I PINK it up and say YELLOW
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the KEY HOLE.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Newspaper Mein News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

After returning back from a foreign trip,
Sardar asked his wife, do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me are you a foreigner?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird’s leg and tell name.?
Sardar: I don’t know!
Examiner: You have failed. What’s your name.?
Sardar: See my legs.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline: Blood Bank lutya gya.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Police: Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message