Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
Teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dosti ki qadar karten hen itni,
Asman me sitaron ki roshni ha jitni,
Yaqin na aae to call kar k dekhlo,
Hum karainge baat utni apk mobile me battery hai jitni.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Maine kaha dil ruba
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha paise nahi
Usne kaha kaise nahi
Maine kaha mehangai hai
Usne kaha ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kitni kanjosi pe amada hain mare susral waley
Raz ki baat bataoon to dar lagta hai
Asey kamrey main sooladia mare saloon ney mujey
Paoon phaylaoon tu diwar se sar lagta hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai
Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai
Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai
Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Din m chand sitare achay nahi lagte,
Ab dunya k ye nazare ache nahi lagte,
Koi jaa kr hmare ammi abbu se keh day,
K hum ab kunware achay nahi lagte.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ek bohat he dard bhari poetry,
Arz kia hai
Dil mein chubi hai sui
Dil mein chubi hai sui
Oui-oui-oui-ouiiiiiiiiiii
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Bhej ker sms dilse yaad kia hay,
Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker sms hamara apko muskurana hoga
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Yehi sochta hoon kesay us ko bhulaoon ga...
Na wo kabhi aye gi na usay bhool
Paoon ga..aas jo lagayi hai...
Aankh bhar aayi hai...itna bhi koi yad aaye na
Rabba..!!!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Insan, insan ko dus rha ha
Wah wah
Insan, insan ko dus rha ha
Saanp beth k hus rha ha
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tere gar pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Tere gar pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message