Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
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Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
If you aim it well enough.
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Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie Doll that they're selling in stores now?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
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What is the difference b/w secretary & personal secretary?
Secretary says good morning sir
& personal secretary says its morning sir
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
Bob
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Why are mountain climbers curious?
They always want to take another peak.
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Why wouldn't the energizer bunny come out of the bathroom?
Because he kept going And going And going!
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Can a kangaroo jump
Higher than a Effiel tower?
Yes bcoz d Effiel tower
Cannot jump
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn''t matter... He won''t come to you anyway!
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